"...and then i told the nun, 'suck jesus' dick!"
austin: "this cake is really good, i don't care that it's burned'
me: 'yr going to make an excellent husband some day"
'our cat is like snoop dogg, but with different hair'
in other news i'm making friends, corrupting isaiah via 'bill and ted' movies and 'married with children', and seeing a good dr today that will hopefully improve things, and perhaps see 'milk' as well